
Yesterday as I headed to the kitchen, I was startled as President Bush flew by me on a bicycle. We chatted a little bit and he agreed to a short interview for all the blog readers before biking on. (Apparantly there were other people to see.) Before actually meeting Bush, I never realized his affixation for orange. I think he would really like Armando. :) Armando was unavailable at the time of the interview, so Fede filled in as Presidente.
President Bush, What do you feel is the biggest issue affecting U.S. society today? The rich, snobby people, they have a lot of money and don't share.
Hey, careful President Fede, are you calling me a snob? No! Yes! What?!? Some are, but I have met some Americans who aren't stuck-up.
How do you feel about the current war that U.S. is involved in? I think war is a really ugly thing. Wait...Amy, who is fighting who?
What is your plan to most effectively change the state of the impoverished in the U.S.? There are poor people in the United States?!?
What do you think about the current policies on illegal immigrants? I think that all the Mexicans should stay in Mexico. The country is really beautiful and I don't know why they want to leave.
What is the issue you would most like to address and change in this world?
Hmm...poverty and pollution in our world. For the poor people in poor countries, I think we should, as American citizens, give our money to the people who don't have money. I also think pollution is bad and we should stop doing it. Who would you support as the next President of the United States? Why don't we have kings anymore, I think the word kings is a much better one.
Ok, who would nominate as the King of the U.S.? Jeff Beer.
Anything else you would like to tell the American public, Mr. President? I wish that we wouldn't fight...I also wish the Mexicans would stop fighting.